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Cortland NY's David Lang Busted for Stolen Valor

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on November 11, 2016 at 5:15 PM

As you know, I've tried to be very strict in what I've written about David Lang. Sticking to facts verified to me and putting less emphasis on simply what very reliable and trusted sources have told me. Anyone who's followed Lang's escapades had probably heard the stolen valor claims. Well, this past fall, he posted those ridiculous claims to his Facebook page.


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An Open Letter to Crown Alliance Church in Cortland NY

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on November 22, 2015 at 9:40 PM


We’re sure you work hard to make a positive impact in your community and we’re equally sure it’s probably a bit tougher when you’re not affiliated with a major denomination like the Baptists, Catholics, Methodists, etc. Your website didn’t make a lot of things very clear but, again, we understand the site is under construction -- and actually has been for quite some time. But we realize your expertise is in religion and not high tech, so...

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An Open Letter to David Lang's Kids

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on September 26, 2015 at 12:10 AM

Hi. By the time you’re reading this, you will have undoubtedly heard and read many things about your father and paternal grandmother (Pat Lang). My goal isn’t to “convert” you to my way of thinking. Instead, I simply want to present a side you’ll likely never otherwise encounter.

Your Situation

Your father, David Lang, pictured on this website and born on May 27, 1983, inexplicably decided to masquerade as a Brazilian Ji...

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Musings on Oneil Lang and his fraud son David Lang of McGraw NY

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on June 10, 2015 at 1:55 AM

Oneil Lang was 80 when he was fatally struck by a truck in late September 2014 in McGraw, New York. From what I've read online, he was apparently once a boxer. I wrote “apparently” because I’m a bit of a skeptic and believe our society doesn’t work hard enough to vet character and claims.

Jerry Sandusky of Penn State could be “Exhibit A” for this societal shortcoming. Another potential disaster would be if Warren Buffet’...

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Attn: Pat Lang of Cortland NY and Helping Hands Caring Heart

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on June 21, 2014 at 12:10 AM

Hi Pat,


I was wondering how you felt about your son’s fraudulent activities and if you are indeed enabling his behavior. I ask this because I’m wondering where his money to start new gym ventures is coming from and what he’s doing for financial support when he’s off dreaming up crazy, half-baked schemes such as claiming to be a black belt under Wallid Ismail. Also, there is a Facebook profile, allegedly yours of course, that is extremely encouraging ...

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I check back in and Lang is still playing games

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on June 2, 2014 at 12:10 AM

I check in and it seems this loser now has a Youtube video implying he's a second degree black belt? Is he going to try to become the first 50 degree red belt?

So, I was saving some of the public domain images Lang was posting to his David La page. Here are some of them.

These first 2 pictures are David Lang and his brother according to my notes.

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This Whore Bitch is Claiming to be a Baby Killer!!!

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on May 23, 2012 at 4:10 PM

I put all my energy into our relationship and I was determined to rescue Sheniqua from her spot in life and make an honest woman out of her. We would have been perfect for each other. It’s over, however, though through no fault of my own. Yesterday, the whore bitch had the audacity to tell me she needed $5,000 for an abortion and she was certain I was the father. Considering she has slept with who knows how many men, I wore a condom and ejaculated prematurely AND abortions don’t c...

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Officially in L-O-V-E!!!!! :-)

Posted by mysticdragonbjj on May 17, 2012 at 11:05 PM

What an eventful week and a half. I guess I’ll do a chronological recount. Last Tuesday, my editor calls and says a deadline just got pushed up, so I had to work straight through Monday and delay my long-awaited trip. Tuesday was a very long day. With stops for gas and food, it took me about 15 hours to reach Las Vegas. I was exhausted and decided to get some rest. The brothels claim to be near Vegas, but are actually over an hour away. More time in the car, so more anti-anxiety meds go...

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